Sunday 4 March 2012

"LAPARWAI KI INTAHA"

Aj main apko unlogo k baray main batana chahoge jo apni zindage main buhot careless hotay hain, apnay har mamlay main apnay har kam main buhot careless pana daikhatay hain, or buhot si mushkilat ka samna bhi  kartay hain, us k bawajod wo sudhartay nai hai apnay ander se careless habits ko khatam karna chaye magar nai!!! jin ko adat hojati hai wo kabhi nai khatam kartay mai apko ik jeeti jagti example daiti hon about careless habits!!! Ik larki hai wo adat ki to buhot achi hai magar magarrrrrr!!Wo bandi itni careless apnay har mamlay main kay kya batao wo apnay to kyaaa..... kabhi kabahi dosto kay  mamlay main bhi  bht careless hai or usko bad main itni problem hoti hai kay bus pouchay mat…!!! ik dafa ka zikar hai wo library ki ik book issue karwa kar geo channel kay show m lay gaee or pher wahi usko BHOLLLLL kar agaee , “DON3” banay ki koshish main thi wo, wahan us show main wo daikha rahi thi kay kitna pardhakoo hai  jab hum wapis ghar ay to pata chalta hai kay wo madam wo book wahi BHOLLLL kar agaee.. woo sab action baziii sab gaya pani main or pher uni m pagloo ki tarha ghomtii rahii or ma’am se khob dant pardii usko then ma’am ne wo book daikhaye uasay itni moti book thi k pochy mat wo larki book dak kar asi hogae k din ki roshni m chamaktay sitaray nazar arahay thay pher wo book photostate karwa kar un ko return ki lolx…2nd time!!! Wo class main zameen per bh8 kar kuch drawing kar rahi thi itnay main ghar se call agae us larki ne receive ki or pher zameen main  apna cell rakh dai or jab 10min bad waha se uthay to wo cell to nai utha magar wo larki xaroor uth gaee or pher cell wahi BHOLLLLL gae or wo bhi janab choriii hogaya… pher bad main kai hau  apna sir kuch iz tarha pakard kar baith gaee….lolx
3rd time!!! Common room main apna abaya rakhi or pher waha se chal di class lenay or abaya wahi BHOLLL gaee or pher wo bhi chorii hogaya un ka abaya or us ka face kuch is tarha ka humlogo ko banta hau  nazar aya!!!!!
Pher ik din wo madam interview kay liy jati hai , ik  larki ko apnay sath lakar  AJ channel , wo bechari ko kai pata kay  ye larki apnay mamlay main thora nai balkay bht zaiyda  careless hai , wo bechari larki jo us k sath gae thi , usne apany saray kay saray document rak kar gae or jab wo donu uni se niklay or bus li jaldi main  thay kafii interview ka time jo tha !! us larki ko nai pata tha k AJ channel kaha hai wo is k asray main  jarhi thi wo donu bus m baithay , or wo careless larki ne kai harkat ki…bus main baithi orrrrrrrrr sogaeeeeeeeee , bilkul is ki tarha …lolxxxxx



 Or AJ channel peachay nikal gaya or wo uthna BHOLLLL gaeee.lolx jab interview k liy entr huay to us bechari ne apna sara ka sara document day dai jab us larki ki bari aye to wo apnay document nikalti hai to 4performar k bajay 3performar tha , unko bhi yahi kaha kay!!   
o0o0o0 shitt!!!!! wo to main ghar BHOLLLL kar agae.hahahaha
yee larki kyu na janay kyu
hum jaiseeeeeee nahi hotiiii

waki ye larkii na janay kab hum jaise hogee… inki bhollnay ki adat to kabhi na gaee or apnay apko inhoo ne bht nuksan main dala sirf or sirf careless ki waja see , ab to wo larki agar us ko GEO channel bhi lay jayge tab bhi wo is k sath nai jayge..:-p  , or jab jab hum friends khatay hai kay , asa kyu karti ho tum???  to us ka jawab kuch in lafzo main hota hai…..
Meri Ujri Hui Basti Ko Yunhi Sunsan Rehne Do
Khushiyan Raass Nhi Ati Muje Pershan Rehne Do

Ap log plz ye mat samjna kay wo larki bht buri hai , wo adat ki bht achi hai bus ye jo careless harkatay hai uski jis ki waja se wo khud bhi kabi kabar bhot pershan rahti hai:-p ,  ye sab example batanay ki waja yahi thi kay in choti choti careless habit ki waja se insane bhot see chezo0o0 ko khodaita hai or waqt kabhi wapis nai ata…hope wo larki ab sudhar jaygee itna kuch honay k bad ,  agar aplogo kay  ander bhi careless habits hato plz aj itna sab kuch sun kar apnay ander se un ko ap jald sa jald khatam karay….warna ap k ander b BHOLLLNAY ki  bimari  peda bht jald hojaygeee….lolx
 Ab Ye sawal hai aplogo  kay liy , ap log batay kay wo larki hai kon ?????
Ap sab achi tarha jantay hai………:-p

8 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHA
    acha likha hai bt i must say all is not true!!

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  2. hahaha...zofi ki tareefain :) :D

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    1. o0o0o0 shitt!!!!! wo to main ghar BHOLLLL kar agae.is sentence se pata laga :)

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  4. haaaaaaawwwwwn
    xoOoOooophy tct tch
    yeh kya hogayaaaa??? =p

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  5. hahahahahahahahahahha kya bt he=DD

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  6. hahahahahahahahahaha a big laugh :D zbrdst :D zofi :D

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